A bird on my window..!!

I was in the bathroom, doing number 2..

While a bird came in and sat on my window..

I said "What are you doing birdy? shoo, fly away and go"

It said "Hey.. Hello to you too"

"There is no hey!.. let me concentrate, focus doing my number 2"

"Come on birdy go and let me be..
cause you setting there will never let me finish and be free..
there's a movie I wanna catch on TV..
So shoo birdy and let me be"

"It's OK I won't see..
I'll give you my back and won't peak till you finish and be free"

"What??!!!..
Don't make me angry birdy..
I'll come up there and crack your little nick with NO MERCY"

"That will be fun to see..
you coming up to me..
and number 2 is hanging out of your boOty"

"You dirty bird..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
you make me angry, that I want to....... WAIT... wait a minute!!..
I think I did it.. I'm FREE ^_^
What a relief..
thank you for being there birdy and for standing by me"

"What are friends for dear..
anytime you're cornered and wanna be free..
just call birdy.. your salvation .. your friend to be"


---------- saw a bird while I was in the bathroom doing number 2" ^_^ loOol